i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
