She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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