he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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