i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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