Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
