How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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