1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
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I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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