Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
thus making me awesome and them whores
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
My liver just had a heart attack.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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