Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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