After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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