a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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