Don't make out with my wife yet
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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