Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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