Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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