Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
