My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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