Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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