Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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