dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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