Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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