He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm getting married
To pizza
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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