She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I have fence marks all over my body
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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