McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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