It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
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I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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