I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
