Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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