her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Enjoy the penises
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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