I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
