And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
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I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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