This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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