How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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