I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
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I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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