you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
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I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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