he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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