i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I think a kid would responsible me up
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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