Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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