I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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