He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
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I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
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