But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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