You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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