North Korea, Best Korea!
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
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I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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