How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
are you so shy because you have an std?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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