the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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