Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
