Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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