Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
These tits shall not be calmed
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
