We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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