If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
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So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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