David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.