It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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