I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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