We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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