okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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