census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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