Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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