please come you make the beer taste better
there was a trapeze. enough said
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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